Press Release:
Brighton Crockery Chief Resigns!
In a shock announcement on Thursday 25th May Mocksim, Head of Crockery with the Brighton based Institute of Unnecessary Research (IUR) has resigned.  Amidst the controversy surrounding his sudden decision suggestions were made that there were concrete reasons for his departure.  It was rumoured that for some time the dynamic Head had felt uncomfortable with the general levels of discourse and declining intellectual life within the prestigious Institute.  In a statement however Mocksim said “My resignation ultimately amounts to a completely unnecessary act.  In fact the success of the Crockery department within the IUR meant that as time progressed my position was becoming meaningful.  In order to avoid that degree of obligation and the risk that the department’s operations and my role be deemed useful or necessary I am left with no option but to leave.”